2.Gather

Ya,there are a series of jokes all about a fly .And the most important is that they appear in my listening book.Yes,they are parts of my listening materials..I fill in the blanks when hearing those extremely cold jokes.What a fantastic experience~

Well,let me share with you.

The original dialogue:

-Waiter,there's a fly in my soup.

-Shh,don't do too loud.Everyone will want one.

-Waiter,there's a fly in my soup.

-There is a spider on the bread.It'll catch it.

-What's this fly doing in my soup?

-I think it's doing the backstroke,sir.

-There is a dead fly swimming in my soup!

-That's impossible.A dead fly can't swim.

-There is a dead fly swimming in my soup!

-Yes,sir.It's the hot liquid that kills them.

-Waiter,there is a fly in my soup.

-Yes,sir.We give extra meat rations on Fridays.

-Waiter,there is a fly in my soup.

-Don't worry,sir.There is no extra charge.

Actually it is less funny typing them.Only with their naughty accent can you really realize how interesting they are.~